It’s hard to be positive when I know I’m a piece of shit.
*listens to ur heart with a stethoscope* *takes ur temperature* *flashes a light in ur eyes* yep…. it’s exactly as i expected…. ur really cute….. *writes a prescription for lots of kisses*
if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic
"Who’s flat now?"
whos flat now
someone needs to hold me for a week. no breaks. just holding. seven days of being held. i am needy and i need that right now